Jake Shimabukuro

I was in Pegasus Book Store on Shattuck today looking at magazines and comics, and I was contemplating if i should buy the fall 2010 Hypen magazine (http://www.hyphenmagazine.com/). On the cover there was a picture of Jake Shimabukuro with a tagline saying "Ukulele Sensation". I thought that was very peculiar because I never heard of a ukulele star. Then I saw a youtube link to one of his performances on my friend's gchat status. Thanks Larry for sharing :)

I have a funny story about Bohemian Rhapsody. I was blasting my Queen cd at my donut shop one day. It was a very slow day, so why not blast it. I went to the back section so I can dance and be ridiculous. I started trying to learn the lyrics. So here I was blasting Bohemian and singing on the top of my lungs...
I really tried to get into the mood for the second section, the mama part. For some reason, that is my favorite part and it really strikes a chord in my soul.

"MAMA... I JUST KILLED A MAN
Put a GUN against his HEAD
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
MAMA... LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
MAMA... OHHHHHHH
Didn't mean to make you CRY ...."

Somewhere around this part... maybe the "ohhohhhohhh" part, I heard giggling. Hella shocked me! I was like "OMG THERES PEOPLE HERE. How embarassing. arggg"
I lowered the volume to the stereo and went into the serving section of my donut shop and saw two or three girls laughing. They were really, really amused. I asked them how long they been there, and they said they were there for awhile.
UGHHHH how utterly embarassing. My singing is TERRIBLE fyi. I just like to do it anyway when im alone.
I apologized for making them wait. They said it was cool and complimented me on my passionate singing (I was really getting into it -.-)

Anyway... embarassing story over. Here is the video of Jake Shimabukuro performing Bohemian Rhapsody. Its soo good!

In the Middle by Kazaky

 Another song that really got me on my heels. The song wasn't my thing at first, especially the weird screaming thing, but I really like the voguing dancing in the video. And after a while, everything was good to me. :)

Dirty Talk & Lyrics {Plus My Commentary}

(Chorus)
I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk [talk], dirty when you talk [talk]

[Dirty Talk]


Kitten Heels {nope}, Lingerie {maybe in the future :P},
Pantyhose {danced in them but not sex}, Foreplay {Love it},
Legs up {yup}, on the bar {danced half naked on a bar},
in the back of your car {and the front ^.^},
latex {you should always use protection}, champagne {i had red wine but not champagne},
bubble bath {no, but that sounds fun!}, whipped cream {sounds even more fun},
cherry pop tag team {i don't know what that means actually},
can you make me scream {I'll try my best :P}

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

(Chorus) (x1)
[Dirty Talk]

Blindfold {that was super fun!}, feather bed {sounds expensive},
tickle me {tickling usually leads to sex lol}, slippery {yes},
G spot {P spot}, nasty pose {I try to be fresh},
in a video {-.- video phone, not my idea},
love machine {like toys? yea i guess}, by myself {of course, and with an audience},
climax {hopefully every time}, hot wax {nope}
S&M {nope, but not opposed}, on the floor {yup}, i like it hardcore {heck yea}

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night....

(Chorus) (x2)
[Dirty Talk]

Can you go down {Yes},
Are you up for it {Yes}, Baby
Can you turn me out {what does that mean?}, are you up for it {i guess}

talk to me..talk to me..
talk dirty to me.. talk dirty to me (x2)
[Dirty Talk]

(Chorus) (x2)[Dirty Talk]

Update:
They made a new video which I like less than the awesome magical dryad video, but this link should work still.

Wanted: Earplugs

Dear Neighbors Above Me,

Could you stop raping people and blasting loud porn of girls squealing through your surround sound and pretending like you have mad sex every few days. If you are, good for you, but I don't want to hear every detail. Also invest in a newer bed to that doesn't creak so much.

And could you stop having loud angry mafia phone calls in whatever loud language you speak. Please stop yelling everyday in general... I'm pretty sure whoever you are talking to can hear you just fine in indoor voices. I always feel like someone is getting beat up and dying above me. And I'm pretty sure you should see a therapist for your anger problems. There's some resources available on and around campus.

And i dont see why you have to have your stereos blasting music like its an effin dance party before noon! And all the furniture moving... must you rearrange daily? If you must, at least pick that effin shit up and stop dragging it across the effin floor. 

Much Appreciated,
The Pissed Cambodian Below You

P.S. - A side note to the girls effin these guys, could you like... stop with the cheesy straight porn sounds. Its really gross.

Fish

I was talking to a friend of mine about fish tonight. Wow its so crazy to converse about an interest that we are both so passion about. We both know a lot about fish keeping... however she actually follows the rules where I don't >.<

I hope to see her room soon. I hear she has several fish tanks! How exciting :)