Wanted: Earplugs

Dear Neighbors Above Me,

Could you stop raping people and blasting loud porn of girls squealing through your surround sound and pretending like you have mad sex every few days. If you are, good for you, but I don't want to hear every detail. Also invest in a newer bed to that doesn't creak so much.

And could you stop having loud angry mafia phone calls in whatever loud language you speak. Please stop yelling everyday in general... I'm pretty sure whoever you are talking to can hear you just fine in indoor voices. I always feel like someone is getting beat up and dying above me. And I'm pretty sure you should see a therapist for your anger problems. There's some resources available on and around campus.

And i dont see why you have to have your stereos blasting music like its an effin dance party before noon! And all the furniture moving... must you rearrange daily? If you must, at least pick that effin shit up and stop dragging it across the effin floor. 

Much Appreciated,
The Pissed Cambodian Below You

P.S. - A side note to the girls effin these guys, could you like... stop with the cheesy straight porn sounds. Its really gross.